Slayeroogle
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 at 6:06 amToo bad I’m not in charge of Google. If I was, then today’s home page would look a little something like this*:
Official Statement on Participation
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.
You can download the band’s new single “Cult” on iTunes; it’s also available at Hot Topic stores. Now go crank the Slayer tunes!
Oh, and dig this photo of me from the late ’80s sporting a Slayer tee.
:::horns up:::
(*Thanks to my personal graphic designer, you rock!)
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I am a wuss. We’re forbidden even to crank Neil Diamond at our place of employment.
Thankfully we can crank the music here, but the only Slayer song we have is that one with Ice-T, Disorder. It’s next in the queue.
Sadly, no Slayer on iPod or CD. All my old stuff is on cassette and my tape deck/walkman died long ago. Don’t hate me.
Golf: FORBIDDEN? Ack! You are the ultimate rebel. Stick it to the man and play some Slayer!
Sharyn: I’m quite happy you got to play some Slayer today. Too bad it was the one with Ice-T! Be sure to make up for it when you go home.
Kevin: Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!!! Of course I don’t hate you, though I think you need to head on down to your nearest CD shop and do the right thing. Seriously. How can you live your life without the music of Slayer? It’s completely unfathomable. You’re one of the people I count on to keep metal alive. The world needs you to put Slayer on your iPod!!!!
Present and accounted for, and showing appreciation as loudly as technologically possible!!!! Also planning on dragging a Centurion named Smed over with me, since he’s got just enough metal in his veins to qualify. HAD to go Old School with Show No Mercy, Hell Awaits, and Reign In Blood. Might also bust out Live Undead, and Stain of Mind for the hell of it. All I’ve got in the arsenal, really. NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *HORNS UP, HEAD BANGING FURIOUSLY*
Listening to Angel of Death right now in the iPod!
Serena: Big ups for Old School Slayer!!!! It can’t be beat. I knew I could count on you, girl. You do not have to leave the hall. \m/
Smed: Welcome to my Empire, the place where True Metal lives. Your visit here is a most pleasant surprise. Listening to the greatest Slayer song on this gloriously excellent day is highly appropriate. I have read your music-related entries, and you Sir, are a King amongst Kings! You know your shit!!!
Thank you ma’am! I am humbled and honored to be here, and hear your kind words about me, when I have read your words of wisdom.
Did you read today’s essay on Metal? (It’s my first entry of the day!)
This is it, in case you are curious!
Smed, I did see your entry earlier when Serena linked it on her page, but I was swamped at work so couldn’t read it all. I’m heading back there now, and I’ll be sure to leave my mark. \m/
Let’s endeavor to keep the Slayer spirit with us all year long.
Zon, that is an excellent suggestion. I will, indeed, endeavor to keep the spirit of Slayer alive year-round, and will continue to spread that spirit around to my fellow man.
Did you hear the new album? One of my husbands students lent it to him and OH MY!!! I haven’t been this excited since Reign In Blood.
Evil: I heard the single “Cult” and it’s friggin’ awesome!!! How the hell did he get the whole album? I thought it wasn’t coming out til July! I must know! Why isn’t it in my possession!?!?!?
The kid’s father works for a media packaging company and he got an advanced release copy. He had the lastest TOOL album, weeks before release, but I don’t really care about TOOL.
Of course, this kids father could loose his job for allowing his son to burn copies of the CD and give them to his friends (and his Engligh Teacher) but you know what? I DON’T GIVE A CRAP! IT IS AWESOME.
That would be ENGLISH Teacher, btw.